ITV:[]
Elizabeth Jade - PA to the head of ITV, cheap cheerful and very superficial, but very good at her job.
Bob - One of the camera crew assigned to James Swain to cover his exploits.
Maria - The other camera crew member covering James Swain.
BBC:[]
Rachael Paxman - A hard hitting interviewer, daughter of the late Jeremy Paxman, with a keen eye for drama and the ability to strip a carcass to the bone in under 6 seconds.